Holy Suck

The Holy Suck is the Pastafarian conversion ritual. It is higly unlike the conversion rituals of all other religions because it involves a piece of spaghetti.

Performing the Ritual
The Holy Suck is performed with a long piece of spaghetti. One must first throw the piece of spaghetti at the wall to see if it sticks. Regardless of the result, the Pastafarian to be must suck the piece of spaghetti and do an audible slurp for approximately one second.